Kwihlabathi lanamhlanje elikhawulezayo, apho amandla elanga ingeyomkhondo nje kodwa kuyimfuneko, ukukhusela ijenereyitha yakho yelanga yeyona nto iphambili. Khawucinge ngenkqubo yakho yamandla elanga esongelwe kwisambatho sesikrweqe, ilungele ukuthabatha nantoni na enokugibiswa nguMama Wendalo. Yiloo nto kanye oyifumanayo ngecasing yethu yentsimbi yangaphandle enzima-inqaba engangenekiyo yentsimbi yodidi oluphezulu, eyenzelwe ukuhleka ebusweni bezinto kunye nokugcina utyalo-mali lwakho lwelanga lukhuselekile kwaye luvakala.
Isingxobo sethu sesinyithi asinzima nje; yiChuck Norris yokhuseleko lwelanga. Yakhiwe ukusukaintsimbi ephezulukunye nemidlalo yokwaleka ekwazi ukumelana nokutyiwa, le casing yangaphandle yakhiwe ukuze ihlale. Yicinge njengonogada wejenereyitha yakho yelanga, umile umde kwaye ungayekeleli kubushushu obutshisayo, imvula engayekiyo, kunye nengqele eqhaqhazelisa amazinyo. Ngobunzima obubotshelelwe kwizihlunu obuyi-2mm, kufana nokuba ne-bouncer emnyango, eqinisekisa ukuba akukho zinto zingafunekiyo ezingenayo.
Kodwa masithethe ngokuthe ngqo, akunjalo? Le milinganiselo ye-casing kubude obuyi-1200mm, 800mm ububanzi, kunye ne-600mm ubunzulu-ilungelelaniswe ngokugqibeleleyo nendlu yeejeneretha zamandla elanga ngelixa ishiya indawo eyaneleyo yokungena komoya. Kwaye sonke siyayazi loo ntoumoya omhleyisosi eyimfihlo yokuthintela ukutshisa. Ngapha koko, asifuni iimbumbulu zokubila zejenereyitha yakho.
Ngoku, makhe sijonge imbonakalo. Ulibale ukuba buthuntu kwaye uyoyikeka-icasing yethu igutyungelwe ngumgubo ukuya kwimfezeko, ayinikeli nje ukuqina kodwa isiphelo esityibilikayo, esigudisiweyo. Iza kumhlophe qhwa kunye nocango oluluhlaza. Yiba nomfanekiso-ngqondweni: ummangaliso wale mihla umi kwiyadi yakho yangasemva okanye kwipropathi yakho yorhwebo, ujika iintloko kwaye wenze ezinye iicasings zibe luhlaza ngomona.
Ukhuseleko aluyontlekisa, kwaye i-casing yethu iyithatha njengento ebaluleke kakhulu. Ixhotyiswe ngomatshini oqinileyo wokutshixa kunye nesitshixo, kufana nokuba neFort Knox yejenereyitha yakho yamandla elanga. Ufikelelo olungagunyaziswanga? Ukubhuqa? Libala ngayo. Okutshixakuthetha ishishini, ukugcina utyalo-mali lwakho lukhuselekile kunye nengqondo yakho ikhululekile, nokuba ijenereyitha yakho ikwidolophu ephithizelayo okanye emaphandleni.
Besingayekanga nje ekukhuseleni nasekujongeni. Yethuibhokisiimalunga nokusebenza kwakhona. Ukuvuleka kwezibuko esele kugxunyekwe ngamagorha angavunywanga apha, okwenza ulawulo lweentambo kunye nokuphefumla kube yimpepho. Akusayi kuphinda kujijisane neengcingo eziphotheneyo okanye ukulwa nokuhamba komoya. Ufakelo lugudile kunesaxophonist yejazz ngobusuku bangoLwesihlanu.
Yiba nomfanekiso uxelela abahlobo bakho malunga nenkqubo yakho yamandla elanga kwaye ubukele imihlathi yabo iwa. “Owu, oku? Nje ijenereyitha yam yombane welanga yayigcinwe kwibhokisi yentsimbi. Kufana nokubeka i-Hulk kwi-tuxedo-iqinile njengezikhonkwane kodwa i-oh-stylish."
Le casing iyaguquguquka, ifanele izicelo zokuhlala kunye nezorhwebo njengeglavu. Nokuba ukhusela inkqubo encinci yekhaya okanye aukuseta urhwebo olukhulu, inomqolo wakho. Kufana nokuba neqhawe elibalaseleyo kwi-standby, ukulungele ukuzikhusela kuzo naziphi na izoyikiso kunye nokugcina inkqubo yakho yamandla elanga isebenza kwindawo ephezulu.
Kutheni uhlawula kancinci xa unokufumana okona kulungileyo? Isingxobo sethu sentsimbi sangaphandle esinzima ngowona mxube wamandla, isimbo, kunye nokhuseleko. Asiyondawo yokubeka nje; kukuzibophelela ekugqweseni, isithembiso sokhuseleko, kunye nesiqinisekiso sobomi obude kwinkqubo yakho yamandla elanga.
Ngoko, kutheni ulinda? Phakamisa useto lwakho lwelanga kunye ne-top-of-the-line casing yethu kwaye ube namava oxolo lwengqondo oluvela ekwazini ukuba ijeneretha yakho yamandla elanga ikhuselwe zezona zibalaseleyo kwishishini. Inkqubo yakho yamandla elanga ifanelwe yiChuck Norris yeecasings-ihlala ixesha elide, isitayile, kwaye ayinakoyiswa kwaphela.
Ngaba ukulungele ukunika ijenereyitha yakho yamandla elanga ukhuseleko olulufaneleyo? Qhagamshelana nathi namhlanje kwaye uvumele i-casing yethu yentsimbi yangaphandle ithathe inkqubo yakho yelanga ukuya kwinqanaba elilandelayo. Sithembe; awuyi kuzisola.
Ixesha lokuposa: Aug-02-2024
